4 year olds

The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.

Boy ain't this true! My little niece drills me every time I see her and I swear I only answer about 50 of her questions...

40

The number forty is the only number that, in the English language, has all of its letters in alphabetical order.

I am a freak about putting things alphabetically. My books, movies, shoes (by brand), clothes (by brand), and pretty much everything else I own has been placed alphabetically. Because most people do not think like that, I am able to tell when someone has touched or "messed with" something of mine because it won't be placed back in its alphabetical spot. Ironically, 40 is my favorite number and also my lucky number - and subconsciously I think I chose 40 because it is the only number that all of its letters are in alphabetical order.

Mules

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

For all of you Brian Regan fans, this reminds me of his routine on mules.

Did the U.S. use mules to cause the other countries to laugh to death?